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honestly [Jun. 18th, 2008 ♥ 09:27 am]
im ashamed to do this but im more desperate than ive ever been in my life so im doing it.

i know everyone is in their own personal tight spot & i dont hear any of you guys whining for help
& that makes me feel even worse for asking.

all i can say is that anyone who donates will be paid back.
itll take a while but it WILL happen.















lisa
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what the shit?!?!? [Jun. 12th, 2008 ♥ 11:13 pm]
anyone else out there job hunting?

am i just hyper-aware of this cause i dont have a drivers license
myself or does it seem like companies are now demanding any
potential employees possess a valid drivers license to even be
considered? (even if the position does not involve driving)

ive noticed this on no less than a dozen ads on michworks & other websites.
im REALLY not happy about it.
:(


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AKA [Jun. 12th, 2008 ♥ 10:04 am]
* the wild gun of satan
* mutated kill-monster from crappy nightmareville
* ladyfag
* KILLTRO

i keep thinking about the way my cel phone feels
b4 a call or txt comes in. i can almost always tell.
theres some kind of current & i can feel it. its weird.

i am poured out like water
my heart is like wax & is melted within me


lisa
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guess [Jun. 11th, 2008 ♥ 12:46 pm]
it was a good thing i didnt tell kelly @ KPM to go fuck herself
cause she placed me for 3 days covering for a lady whose mom died!!!
(strange timing, no?)

the company (technosoft) is like 99% indian & theyre THRILLED
i know how to pronounce ppls names. mandy & i were just talking
last night about whether i really was ready to go back to work
& i said i guess maybe i hadnt been cause it hadnt happened yet!
i was thinking about it & decided i really wanted to (& fast!)
& that id have to change my mindset & here i am today! WOO!!!

theres nothing to do here tho. im not even really sure why they
brought in a temp. im just sitting here & will continue to do
so for the next 2 days. cant complain too much: i need the $!!!

still no word from guardian.
:(

finished the 4th season of buffy last night & cant wait to start on 5!
4 is my most favorite season so far.
hush was so fkn scary & i LOVE the halloween & thanxgiving ones!!!!

i straightened my hair this am just in case this place was as snooty
as the place i interviewed last week & it looks so cute. i cant believe
how long it is. too bad doing this every day would destroy it. i love
the way it feels with the silicone in it, so silky & smooth. my bangs are
a lot longer than i thought they were too. i got all dressed up as well.
even wearing some color today! a pink top that looks really nice under
my black cardigan. maybe if im not melted from the ride home ill take pix...

lisa
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FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Jun. 10th, 2008 ♥ 10:22 am]
[less crabby than: |extremely fucking crabby]

i am SO fucking annoyed right now!!!!!!!

ive been temping for the last 8 yrs.
the way they do things hasnt really changed:
when i update my resume, i put the name of the company i worked for AND the agency.
all my employment refs are AGENCY CONTACTS ONLY - as instructed by the agencies.
this has NEVER ONCE BEEN AN ISSUE EVER.

so why the fuck have i TWICE in the last couple weeks been asked BY AGENCIES
(who should know better) to provide them with my actual on site contacts?

either i say NO to the agency asking (which i did the first time to office team who ended up refusing to place me)
or try to gently tell the agent they know i cant really do that & then just provide them with my agency contact
(which i did with KPM - guess ill see how that works for me).

my agent @ adecco told me that the new agencies are just trying to jack their clients.
(exactly what crossed my mind when they asked for actual site contacts)

on top of this, now westaff said i should not be listing the names of the actual clients ive worked for?!??!?!
WTF? who is even going to look @ a resume with just agency names?!?!? thats INSANE!!!!

fuck things up with the agencies who have kept me working in the past or the ones who are trying to get me new work?

this puts me in a really fucking crappy position & i AM FUCKING ANGRY ABOUT IT.

i hope i just get that direct hire & dont even have to deal with this shit ever again.

lisa
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i can has job nao? [Jun. 9th, 2008 ♥ 12:25 pm]
driving home this morning, things looked very ... surreal?
all the xpressways are under construction & so are most of the major roads
& everything from store signs to the gobs of squished furry creatures in the
street just looked off in some way.

today is one yr that my moms been dead.
how fucking strange.
seems like 5minutes/560yrs - mostly when i go to call her & remember
(thankfully always b4 i actually try) that shes probably not going to answer.

im having some kind of bizarre delayed hangover from
saturday night when i drank beer (i dont drink beer) & an
awesome grapefruit vodka & limeaide slushy drink tim made
while we watched sarah & janis on wolfman mac & ate pizza!
they were SO CUTE!
:D

the sure thing lady FINALLY called me back today.
she wasnt in thurs or fri when i called & i was really getting worried id turned myself in & gone to jail for nothing!
she said stuff happened & she just had to take a couple days off unexpectedly.
looks like im going in for a 2nd interview later today.
her plan is placing me in a different department than she originally wanted me for.
same $ but more advancement & its likely only day shifts (WOO!)

god forbid but if it doesnt work out, ill get a makeover this week -
janis' mom is going to cut my hair into the style jennifer hudson has in the sex & the city movie

& im hitting up all the resale shops for a couple not quite so dowdy work outfits.

im usually pretty happy with my blend into the wallpaper grey & black twinset &
skirt combos but they just didnt cut it @ the interview i went on last week. i can
GUARANTEE the guy was impressed with my skill but in his $5000 suit, i also know
he was giving the eye to my crappy old lady loafers & buttoned up to the neck cardigan.
(they dont look as bad as all that but they DEFINITELY are NOT *stylish*)

in addition to not feeling pulled together, id been cleaning b4 i left for the insurance agency
interview on friday & had a nasty ugly red blotchy heatrash on the side of my face, my hair was
HUGE from the humidity & i just know it had an assload of cottonwood fluff in the back where
i couldnt find them to get them out. sexXxy!

QUESTION: whats the deal with the vampires on buffy?
are they the most pathetic vampires EVER?
how is it that REGULAR NORMAL HUMANS can HIT them & KNOCK THEM OUT?
or when they get hit with say a VASE - that can knock them out completely too?
ALSO: wtf is that little cage in the library made out of?
how does it keep ANYTHING especially VAMPIRES & a FUCKING WEREWOLF contained?
dont you think those creatures should be able to RIP that door off its hinges with like ONE FINGER?

despite those issues, im still watching it & loving it.
just finishing season 3, going to start on 4 anytime now.

its hideously burning hot out now & very very windy.
if its not storming like monsters -like it did all weekend- when i get home from todays interview, im going SWIMMING!

lisa
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JAIL! [Jun. 6th, 2008 ♥ 09:12 am]
not nearly as much fun as youd think it is!!!

the judge i went in front of after turning myself in (expecting
to be given a simple payment plan for the tickets) ended up
sending me to macomb county jail for 40 days or until all my
fines were paid off.

thanks to all my fucking awesome friends & my sister, it took
only about 15 minutes for janis to come up with $850!!!!!

... & then about 26 hours to actually get me out!
(mostly cause the fuckers @ the court misinformed my sister
& she didnt know fines could be paid after business hours
so instead of getting out @ about 8pm when i could have,
i got stuck overnight till about 3 in the afternoon the next day).

no, it wasnt a lesson i needed to learn really.
no, it wasnt a character building experience.
NOBODY needs to go to jail for shit like that.
unless youve committed a violent crime, i dont think jail is the answer.

im not just saying that cause i got stuck there, ive always thought that.

it is HIDEOUS & i swear to god im never going there again if
its preventable. id rather go without eating & pay my tickets
than go back ever. its FILTHY (like really seriously scared of
lice, crabs, MRSA kind of filthy) & the guards treat everyone
like absolute shit on purpose for whatever reason i still cant
figure out.
(i get kinda the idea but it still just doesnt make any sense)

also, if you tell them youre on anti-depressants, they may
put you in the psych ward (which they did to me) just to make
sure you wont be flipping out from withdrawl since it takes them
ages to get meds straight (like my advair which thankfully, i can
go without for a couple doses cause i had to skip 2).

all that crap about being allowed a phonecall?
for one, they can wait as long as they want b4 they allow you
to make it & then you better know someone with a land-line
or youre FUCKED.
only know ppl with celphones? they cant accept collect calls
& thats all you can make unless you have a credit card & know
the # by heart (& if the phone you use allows you to make
regular credit card calls & not only use the jail issued debit cards).

anyway it sucked & im never doing it again if i can help it.

gotta call the sure thing job today & taking an interview with
another place @ 2 just in case. learned my lesson about sure
things. hahahhahaa.
fuck

lisa
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I GOT IT!!!!! [Jun. 3rd, 2008 ♥ 10:29 am]
first ive got to clear up my outstanding warrants by turning myself in tomorrow @ the
court (unpaid tickets) & thats that!!! i could start as soon as MONDAY! awesome $, close
to home, DIRECT FUCKING HIRE YAY!!!!!!!!!
:D
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WOOOOOOHOOO!!! [Jun. 2nd, 2008 ♥ 11:01 am]
callback THAT fucking fast from guardian alarm for customer retention CSR!
interview today @ 1
YEEEEHAW!!!
its close to home, great money & the lady i spoke with on the phone was SUPERNICE!!!
i just know im going to get it!
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fucking fuckers [Jun. 2nd, 2008 ♥ 10:21 am]
shitcanned the rest of us on friday.
:(

started looking @ 830am
quitting for the day now

theres really nothing...
except being a costumed mascot 3 days a week for $10 an hr.
i applied for it.
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OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW [May. 30th, 2008 ♥ 12:36 pm]

OTR



more than a fucking week early
ouch
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FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! [May. 29th, 2008 ♥ 04:54 pm]
i am not getting paid for the holiday.
;(
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much as i didnt want to get up this am, [May. 27th, 2008 ♥ 12:31 pm]
[where the hell? |citihell]

im glad to be back to work cause it means i still have a job
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WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! [May. 23rd, 2008 ♥ 01:43 pm]
[where the hell? |citihell BUT NOT FOR LONG!!! hahahahhahahaha!!!]

the long weekend is going to be even longer cause i am OUTTA HERE @ 230!!!
AND i still got 40hrs in!
WOOOHOOOO!!!

theres so much going on i could do this weekend!
chinese takeout & buffy marathon tonite?
then wolfman mac tomorrow? bday party sunday night
& then tiki drinks & OMG THE WHOLE DAY OFF MONDAY
PAID!!!!!!!!!!
monty python episodes all day on bbcamerica on monday too!

the weather looks beautiful outside my window.
hope it stays that way.




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OMG [May. 22nd, 2008 ♥ 01:22 pm]
[where the hell? |citifoodhell!]

i canNOT even BELIEVE how much food there is here today!
& SO much of it is HOMECOOKED!
AND i got asked for my corn & pepper hot salad recipe THREE times so far!

sautee 1 diced red onion in a couple tablespoons of butter till its caramelized
add red, yellow & orange peppers cut up into bite sized strips
sautee till they start to brown
add a big giant bag of frozen corn (or fresh if you want)
sautee everything with 1 habanero & 1 jalapeno cut into teensy tiny pieces
& then add a little bit of salt & more butter & ITS DONE!!
(you can add rice, orzo, black beans or chickpeas to strech it out as well
& serve it by itself or with melted pepperjack cheese & sour cream)


im goin to get 2nds!
WOOOOO
:D
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dear lisa, [May. 22nd, 2008 ♥ 11:38 am]
[where the hell? |burning fire citihell]


next time you seed & cut up habaneros, please dont be such
a fucking lazy ass & just GO UPSTAIRS & GET A FUCKING PAIR
OF RUBBER GLOVES! its only like 30 fucking steps away from
the kitchen for fucks sake.
;(
no love @ all,
your nose & right eye



*cries*
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Request you to please do the needful [May. 21st, 2008 ♥ 05:09 pm]
[where the hell? |citihell]

is how the outsourced to india CSRs always end their emails.
cracks me up everytime & i dont know why but i read it in BORAT's voice.

im going to make a red pepper & corn stir fry thing for tomorrow.
there are a few veggies here so thatll be nice since pretty much
everything else on the list is MEAT - aside from one dude who is
bringing BAGELS ... WTFBAGELS?!?!?! i like bagels a LOT but its
a very strange choice to bring to a potluck, dont you think?
hot pockets
seriously: the selection of different kinds of hot pockets in the machine in the break room just keeps growing!!
GRODY!
hot pockets hee hee hee

since the MASS FIRINGS, its been so much more lax & relaxed around here
its amazing. im still not entirely secure about my job but i am much
more comfortable. the dress code has pretty much gone out the window
& my schedule is so flexible i cant even get over it!! since my shift
is technically 11-8, i can come in as late as 11 & not be *late*.
& if i skip my lunch & come in @ 1030, im outta here by SIX30 which
is FUCKING AWESOME!
if i work LONG days early in the week, i can come in late
& scoot out early on fridays which i LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE!

specially too since if i get out @ 5, it takes me nearly a fucking HOUR to
get home but if i just wait till 6 or 630, i fly there in like 10-15 minutes.

the sky isnt blue anymore, its kinda cloudy & getting dark.
wonder if its going to rain tonite?
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[May. 21st, 2008 ♥ 01:05 pm]
[where the hell? |citihell]

- its cold
- gas was $3.99 today & when did they start slowing the pump down nearly TWO DOLLARS b4 it gets to the total?
- ive got to make a dish for the work potluck tonite when i get home.
(im sorry i signed up for it. it was ages ago & they put it off
twice & i totally forgot about it & now i really dont want to do it.)
- i seriously dont even have $10 & theres nothing @ home in the cupboards.
+ i finished the 2nd season of buffy last night
- stayed up wayyyyy too late past my bedtime to do so
+ have monday off
+ get paid for it (i think i do anyway)
+ the sky looks BEAUTIFUL out the window
+ mandy might come over after work
+ i am actually taking a lunchbreak today
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OMFG! [May. 20th, 2008 ♥ 07:28 pm]
[where the hell? |citihell]

they unblocked LASTFM @ work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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is there really such a thing as EYE-BOGGLING? [May. 19th, 2008 ♥ 05:43 pm]
[where the hell? |citihell]

i guess if there is, this poster is it!


this ones pretty cool too


my car needs brakes, i shouldnt even be *looking* @ posters on ebay.
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only halfway thru the day [May. 19th, 2008 ♥ 01:04 pm]
[where the hell? |citihell]

& i have a headache already.
i wanna sleep for a week.

~X~ was amazing.
i got so high & stayed up so late(early) that i actually called in on friday.
i have so fucking much to catch up on now, im almost sorry i did.
it was nice to have a long weekend tho & the weather friday was so beautiful that it was good to not be trapped in here.

WOLFMAN MAC IS BACK & BETTER THAN EVER!
YAY!!!
:D

sarah cooked baby carrots for sieb last night & sent the rest with me for lunch today.
i REALLY like baby carrots.

lisa
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sundays are for kitty cuddles [May. 18th, 2008 ♥ 03:57 pm]
[where the hell? |home sweet home]








could he look any crabbier?!?!?!

lisa
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ok so [May. 15th, 2008 ♥ 01:43 pm]
[where the hell? |citihell]

a friend sent me this link today

http://www.yourscenesucks.com/

got me wondering what MY scene would be...

stupid slut, getting kinda too old for pick ups, should be settled by now,
desperate to find someone *anyone* to care about her & to be cared about,
really get to know her, even as awful as she can be & still OMG actually
REALLY like her cause thats a tough one considering she probably has no
soul & has been so far, unlovable. sits @ home & watches crap tv with
kitties or makes lolcats online cause @ least cats arent nearly as mean
as REAL PPL can be. thinks taking care of ppl who dont give much of a
shit about her will inspire them to start to really get to know her & like her.
stupid fucking bitch.


what would YOURS be?
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crappity crap crap crap [May. 14th, 2008 ♥ 02:39 pm]
[where the hell? |citifreezinghell]
[less crabby than: |lolcat]

we had a fucking FIRE DRILL!!!!!!!!!!!!
(except it wasnt a drill, something actually happened in the pump room)
down 3 flights of stairs, crowded together like cattle & out into the cold fucking RAIN.
now i feel like shit & my hair & clothes are wet & my neck is stiff.
its ALWAYS freezing fucking cold in here.

also, when i left the office, i forgot my bag in the file cabinet so if there
had been a REAL fire, all my shit would have burned up...including my car keys.
i am so S-M-R-T!

nothing yet from westaff.
i hate the waiting game.
id rather play hungry hungry hippos

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sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh [May. 14th, 2008 ♥ 10:34 am]
[where the hell? |citihell]

much rather be home in bed with kitties
or on the couch watching buffy. my asthma
is sucking shit today & so are my allergies
(havent really been smoking much lately
either so eh) & its totally grey outside
& pouring down rain. perfect weather to
STAY THE HELL HOME...not be here @ work.
(altho i dont get paid for staying home
so fuck that)

i left my car window open last night but
somehow my seat wasnt wet this am. WOO!!!!

mandy came back monday & came over last night
(LATE - i was already passed out on the couch)
but i woke up for a while when she got there
& we watched some criss angel. ew. he is SUCH
a doofus...too bad hes kinda hot. hahhaha. its
funny i used to think the overstyled hair &
bad clothes & too much jewelry were supposed
to distract from the fact that he wasnt actually
really attractive but SURIPRSE! he is. plus hahahha
hes greek. id like to run him over with a steamroller.

mandy showed me the pix & video she took @ the festival
& it really looked awesome. she brought me back 3 little
masks of the jagnnath deities & a little pendant of one
of them. i love those guys so much. theyre so cute!!!


one of the pictures she took was of a piece of artwork
made entirely from crushed up jewels. its krishna all
surrounded by the most adorable cows ever. each one of
them has a different little expression on their face.

the rain is making shhhhhh noises & its
very soothing & its lulling me to sleep.
today is one of those days nobody should
have to get out of bed if they dont want to.

lisa
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